everyone has that one companion who just keeps detonating the traps, right? i cannot be the only one. and it’s lae'zel who does it specifically which is funny considering SHE’S THE ONE WHO SPOTS THEM IN THE FIRST PLACE??? thanks lae'zel. where would we be without you, queen
Tav, using their Pet Owner Voice: What have you got in your mouth? What are you eating? Drop it! Drop it right now!
Scratch: [whines and drops Wyll’s boot]
Owlbear Cub: [guiltily spits out Boo, alive and unharmed]
Halsin, currently a bear: [drops a half-eaten salmon and makes an indignant noise]
Astarion: [startles at the raised voice, lets go of Tav’s wrist, reclaims it and goes back to his breakfast once he realises they’re not talking to him]
Gale: [chewing faster]
Tav, sternly:Gale…
Gale: [reluctantly spits out a powerful magical artefact into Tav’s outstretched hand]
Tav, muttering under their breath: Can’t have shit in the Gate.
Gale, ruefully rubbing the back of his neck, also under his breath: Gods forbid a wizard do anything
